My adventures with Teegan

Today was an early out day at school. So Teegan and I decided to spend the afternoon together. She makes me laugh so hard. That girl is funny! She makes me laugh so hard I cry and get a good ab workout. I can't even tell you what exactly is so funny, and even if I did, it probably wouldn't be funny to you. Its usually a "you had to be there" kind of moment.

We went to Cafe Rio and got a pork salad for the two of us to share. (Teegan has a love affair with Cafe Rio salads.)  We were going to go on a picnic, but then it started to cloud up and sprinkle, so we had a car picnic in Costco's parking lot. It was a very bonding moment. We even took selfies that we decided were too ugly to post on Facebook. Teegan couldn't stuff the food into her mouth fast enough and made multiple mmmmmmmmmmm (translation:this is soooo delicious) sounds. She also spilled water and food on herself multiple times. What a slob! haha! As we exited the car she asked me if she had anything in her teeth. I cannot even begin to describe the buffet of food that was stuck in her braces. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't even answer her.

Afterwards we went into Costco to get a few essential items ie gummy vitamins (no home should be without them).  Teegan ran the cart over her foot and was surprised that it hurt. duh! She was in a hurry to return to the car. Also saying I can't wait to meet shelly. I was like "whatever" I had no clue what she was talking about, but then I figured out that it was the remaining salad shell that was in the car. Get it? the tortilla shell? She is so weird. She savored that remaining shell dipped in the special ranch dressing as I drove toward home. She was guarding that sauce so carefully around each corner and over every bump. Trying not to lose a single drop. I laughed, stuck my finger in it and wiped it on her face. She kept it there for practically the whole ride home while she texted and called on her cell phone. When she finally wiped it off and licked it from her finger, she discovered that her skin was softer. She discovered a new face cream! lol.

She begged me to let her drive home from the church. So I gave up the drivers seat and held on for dear life. We arrived safely, as you can tell, or I would't be writing this blog. I think that I should write a book titled "My adventures with Teegan" It may be a best seller. But for now this blog will have to suffice.